Simon Crates
SIMON CRATES
Ventnor FC Player
Player Sponsor 2023-24: GP Roofing
Nickname?
Hammerbell
The year you started to play for Ventnor FC?
2008
Favourite football team?
Ventnor FC
Favourite drink?
Fireball
Favourite film?
Anchorman
Favourite song?
Black Eyed Peas, My Humps
Worst song?
Barbie Girl
What was the your favourite sporting moment for you’ve seen?
George Creighton‘s debut
Your guilty pleasure?
Slugs
Your best chat-up line?
I wish I was crossed eyed so I could see you twice
Your hidden talents?
None
Your most memorable moments on/off pitch?
Nacho Monreal..If you know, you know
What Ventnor football club player would you most like to be stuck in traffic with and why?
Charlie Urry, nipper would be kicking off
Funniest thing you seen at a game or an away trip?
Spence running into the railing in a cup final
Biggest influence on you playing football?
Gary Pallister
Goals and ambitions for Ventnor football club?
Getting everyone in the showers at once
Profile as at July 2023